Anyway, there are some Asian massage places around here, too, but I've never gotten my nerve up enough to go to one. UFC - Sat. Thread Title Search. Been a couple years since I been to one. Here is my story. The time. Two hours ago. I'm feeling I need a good rub down. It's been longer than I can remember. I'm in Vancouver for the day. Asian massage parlours easy to find cause the whole city is pretty much Asian. I head to one I been too 5 years ago.
Still there. Pink neon sign is lit. I then go through the protocol when visiting whores. I park down the block in a safe well lit spot. I hide my watch and wallet in the car. I bring couple hundred in cash in various denominations. I approach the spot. They have a back door in the alley so I swoop in there and ring the buzzer.
Bzzzzzzz I am buzzed in. Walk down the long corridor. Greeting my Chinese snakehead old lady. I say one hour. She reply " one hour 60 dolla. Boom I had the 20,s already in hand. I say who workin tonight. She say jade. I say how old. She say I say purrfect. She take me down to a room. I'm in room. It's a bit better than standard room. Extra wide massage table, shower, sink and a couch.
I undress and hop in the shower. I use the fuckin cheap stinky soap they give ya and I wash up. I dry off and attempt to tie towel around myself. This fuckin towel is too short. Can barely get it round the waist.
My dick is bulging out a bit. Enter Jade. Chinese chick wearing a one piece bikini high heels and ginormous boobies. I say herro there! She say what's up in perfect English no accent. She is a solid 8, bit extra meat, nice face, big bolt ons. I'm thrown off cause normally it's some refugee Chinese whore that doesn't know engrish.
